Dwayne-15 votes

Pet Palooza


"It's a hard rock life for us."

Animal type: Sedimentary Pet Rock
Age: 1.3 million years
Bio: I was born millions of years ago when some soil and other stuff decided to peace out and leave behind something call sediment. Over the years, more sediment and its family decided to move in and just kept piling on. After a while, my siblings and I were born. I always dreamed of being a pet but my brothers told me that I wasn’t cute or cuddly enough. Jokes on them! About two years ago I was rescued by a toddler who thought I was the best thing ever. He got bored of me after a couple of minutes, but his mom decided I would make the perfect pet. I mean, they kind of forget I exist now that they have a dog, but I know deep down they really lava me.

What is your ideal day? I really enjoy staying indoors and relaxing all day. It’s rough out there.

What is your hidden talent? I’m a stone cold… cuddler!

What makes you different from other contestants? I never take anything for granite. I really want to make an impact on the world and I always do things for the crater good of humanity. And I’m 100% hypoallergenic!

What is your biggest pet peeve? Paper. I much prefer scissors.

Weekly Updates

Week 4

What is your  ideal partner like? I’m boulder than most so I need someone who doesn’t have too many faults. I also need someone trustworthy. Trust is the bedrock of any relationship. To be honest though, romance hasn’t worked well for me in the past so I think I would like to stick to a plutonic relationship.

What will you  do if you win? Whatever happens, I will keep my coal.

Week 3

What survivor skills does you have (if any)? What survivor skills do I not have. Hello… I made it millions of years in the wild, I’ve got this. I won’t crack under pressure.

How long would you last in the wild before returning home? Pretty sure I would outlast them all. I don’t need food or water. No predator will make me their prey.

Week 2

What would you do if you were stuck in the house with strange pets all day? I’d get the party going. Who doesn’t like to have a good time? Let’s keep things positive. That’s just how I roll.

Which type of animal would you evict/ vote out? Birds. Excuse me, I am not a toilet. My trust in them has just eroded over time.

Week 1

What luxury item do you want? Diamonds.

Are you the type to cry, scream, throw your water bowl at another contestant or standby and watch gleefully? I would just watch or try to smooth things over, I’m petrified of fights. Why can’t we just start again with a clean slate?

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